No Soliciting Sign – Funny Custom Engraved "$50 Per Minute" Door Sign

Tired of politely saying "no thank you" fifteen times a week? Let the sign do it for you.

This sarcastically funny engraved sign lays down the law before anyone even knocks: $50 a minute, paid in advance, no exceptions — for sales pitches, religious visits, or fundraising stories. By knocking, they've already agreed to the terms. It's blunt, it's funny, and it actually works.

• Permanent laser engraving — won't fade, peel, or wash off like a printed sign
• Impact-modified acrylic, weatherproof for years on a porch, door, or gate
• Available in 16 color combinations to match your door or house trim
• Two sizes available 10x10 or 5x5
• Makes a genuinely great housewarming or "new homeowner who's had enough" gift

Hang it once. Never explain yourself to a stranger at your door again.